Because I'm bored...
My alphabets
A - Age: 27
B - Birthday: 3/16
C - Children: No. And it's staying that way.
D - Dark secret: I'm actually a despotic supervillian, like Samuel L. Jackson in Unbreakable.
E - Exercise: Does masturbation count?
F - Fantasy or science fiction: Both, but lean towards Fantasy
G - God, Goddess, pantheon?: Pseudo-Buddhist
H - Home: Small guest house on a huge property.
I - Illnesses: Physical or mental? Arthrogryposis for the former, severe OCD for the latter.
J - Job: Profesional Student and aspiring rockstar.
K - Kinks: None you really want to hear about.
L - Location: San Jacinto, CA
M - Monster or hero: Superfly Supervillain!
N - Newest toy: That would insinuate I have money...
O - Optimist or pessimist: Optimist with realist tendencies.
P - Pets: Cats - Dream, Delirium, Rugan and Jiip, Fish - Sushi and Sashimi
Q - Quote: Mmm. Taste the bonds of obligation.
R - Relationship: Complicated but happy.
S - School: MSJC
T - Talents: Music, playwriting, directing, and anything involving my tongue.
U - Unfulfilled ambition: Having sex with Jessica Alba.
V - Vacation in 2003: Heh. That's funny.
W - Wish: Having sex with Jessica Alba.
X - X-rated?: Neil Gaiman's Golum slashfic is pretty cool.
Y - Years online: 10
Z - Zodiac sign: Pisces/Dragon, depending on which you go by.